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STATS
Full name
Christine Mary Jones
D.O.B
20/3/1960
Height 161cm
Eyes Blue
Hair colour Dark brown
Hobbies
writing - music - playing drums - renovating - gardening - movies - all sorts of things. Will try anything ONCE.

The young years.
A tomboy, my dad used to call me scruff nut, the little gypsy. I was well known for my imagination, as far back as primary school in Victoria Australia. Mind you, my parents would say earlier than that. I was one of those kids who hated school and passed the time climbing trees and being in dreamland. Education wise, I would say, complete dummy, class clown, couldn't spell to save myself and only looked at pictures in books. What are the words for? In English, I wrote many stories, was most creative, ahead of my time, but my spelling and grammar was shocking.
The teen years.
Having no idea about religion whatsoever, I attended a Catholic college for girls. Once I found out the Pope wasn't God and Jesus wasn't an expelled student, I read the bible from cover to cover. Alas my introduction to reading. In English, I wrote many stories, was most creative, ahead of my time, but my spelling and grammar was shocking. Again, a Z grade student. I left college at 16 and yes, I love drumming!
Unfortunately becoming an adult.
Whilst going from job to job and being on the dole, I wrote. Again, my spelling and grammar was shocking, but apart from that, people loved my stories. I was once told; I was born 50 years to early and had a million-dollar imagination. That was a lot of money back then, even Moses thought $5.00 boosted him from rags to riches. In addition, get a dictionary and learn grammar. I finally joined the Royal Australian Air force and as I wasn't a drinker, wrote instead of socialising. I love planes and flying. I wanted to be an astronaut or at least a fighter pilot, funny thing is, you have to have an education for that.
Moving on in age.
Becoming a single mum, I looked after baby, wrote and socialised with other mums. I got married, did the good wife and mum thing. Our house burnt down in the Ash Wednesday fires and I lost everything. A typewriter was the last thing on the list whilst setting up home again. I had another child before moving to a new state. Became a great farmer, not! My only brother David, 2 years younger than me, died in 1987. He was the first to find out I was pregnant, again. So, had another child. Later got divorce.
Moving on in age. The clocks ticking.
As a single mum, I moved house. Another child, yep that makes 4. Amen, I got an old computer!!!!!!!! Once I worked out the on key, manuals and I don’t mix, I started rewriting up my works of thousands of pages. 12 years down the track, in 2003 I remarried and got some more kids, not had more kids, got some more kids. With each re-write of a story, my writing improved, mostly due to getting sick of the red and green lines showing up everywhere on my screen. My eldest daughter has a bachelor's degree, the smart one in the family. She has now become my proof reader, amongst a million others and is knocking it into me the difference between there, their and whatever.

 
My thoughts on writing.
My advice to anyone who has not got an education yet thinks they have a story to write is…. DO IT! You will be so surprised at what you will learn during the process. Don’t get me wrong; I regret being in the clouds instead of schoolbooks, one of the reasons it's taken me so long to get work out. However, there is no such word is can’t in my opinion, so do it. There is a storyteller in all of us.
I can write an entire book in 2 month, if I put my mind to it and there’s not too many spelling mistakes. If you find one in a book, let the team know, we'll add it to the list. I have so many stories floating around and still in my head; I don't believe I'll live long enough to get them all out. I don't know what the words writers block means.
Do I preplan what I am going to write? No way, I let my characters drive the story. They want to go over a cliff, so be it, I will follow for the ride. And no, I don’t have a pen and paper with me scribbling down notes whilst we're plummeting.
How do I come up with a story? Devine intervention and I'm sticking with it.


My idea of authors and publishing -

Once upon a time, stories were told verbally and past down from generation to generation. Best sellers are the ones still being told today and can also been seen in cave paintings and on scrolls. No matter whether you carve it in stone, POD or pursue a publisher, we are all storytellers and creative in our own right.
An author is in business, whether small or large like everyone else. There is a lot of debating going on about POD or vanity publishing as some like to call it. Did you know authors are the only ones frowned on for self-publishing? Independent musicians promote and distribute CD's at gigs and over the net, not only are people enjoying the music, but sales enable the musicians to continue to entertain. Artists have their own exhibitions, people not only enjoy the art but sales enable the artist to buy paint. Fashion designers, filmmakers, the list is endless, all striving to get their creations out to the world and make a living. If an author is self promoting, they are frowned upon, so what's not right here? I have never heard anyone call Steven Spielberg a vanity filmmaker or Picasso a vanity painter. I could reel off many names, but I think you get the message. In addition, how many best sellers have slipped through publisher's hands? How many rejection slips does an author get from publishers? Ask Frank Herbert or J.R. Rowlings. Look it up, you will be surprised at who had many rejections before getting heard, so don't be disillusioned.
I don't see publishing houses as the end all or that because you are 'published' makes you better than anyone else. I say good luck to anyone wanting to be heard and hope your dreams comes true, whether you stand on a street corner handing out chapters, POD or seek a publisher.
    I love to write and be in that dream world where I can be the hero or the monster and everything in between. I personally chose to self-publish, as with people wanting to read my creations, I’m making the effort to get my work out there. I am a writer not a marketer, my product is for sale but me as a person is not for sale. I would rather spend time writing than searching the Internet for agents. Unfortunately, there are un-reputable agents and publishers preying on writers seeking their dreams. Though I want to make a living off my writing, I want to be the boss of my creations, I have a product some want and will do my best to present it. I am blessed with a great support group who are most motivating and without them; my works would still be in the draw.

Blessings to all, Christine Jones.
P.S Want to know more about me or my work? Ask, ask, ask. Get the truth, not rumors of misconception. If I can't answer you directly, I will place answers up on the notice board.

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Christine feels strongly about a number of issues.

1: Illiteracy. From illiterate to author. Christine believes their should be no such thing as illiteracy. Join the campaigns to help.
2: Mental illness. Christine’s only brother David had schizophrenia and as a result, committed suicide at a young age.
3: Greenpeace. Save our planet.
Illiteracy is a problem worldwide.

Christine's story.


How does one fail preps? Well I did. The grand excuse from adults, I started school too young. I believed that story for many, many years, but strangely enough, I was always the oldest kid in the class throughout my entire education. From as far back as I can remember; I struggled with reading and writing. I was a tiny kid in comparison to others. The poor kid, the kid who others loved to bully.

Back in the sixties, it was very different from today's education system. I had teachers telling me I was dumb and would never get anywhere in life. Reading aloud in class horrified me. Unable to comprehend the majority of words, I would pretend to lose my spot on the page and sure enough, someone would say the word. I was so slow, the teacher would quickly move onto another.

I learnt quickly that book covers and pictures told a thousand words. Convincingly, I could convey enough of a story to decieve any teacher.
Being the class clown, I spent my fair share of time in the hallway, missing lessons. I didn't do homework. Known for being a tomboy, a soggy exercise book backed up my story of it having dropped in a puddle. Sometimes I would just give that wide-eyed look of please don’t kill me and say I forgot to do it. After a while, they didn’t even ask me for it.

I was good at telling stories and might I add, whopper’s. The other kids always had something for show and tell. Not me, I had a story, like my dad fell over me and found a lump of gold. I never got past the first paragraph; teacher's would roll their eyes and tell me to sit down.

My mind was always in the clouds. I was prince planet, space ace, even members of the thunderbirds. I was escaping from being bullied and when did this all start? From the ripe old age of 4. I learnt to turn off; kids were mean and adults even meaner. My only sanctuary was my imagination.

I had great parents and a loving home life, no complaints there. I hid my literacy problems from my parents and teachers. It wasn’t because I feared retaliation from kids, as there wasn't much else they could do to hurt me bar throw me off the top of the school. It was out of not trusting adults to do anything about it. Secondly, whom were they going to believe, the rich intelligent kids or the poor dumb kid.

I put my illiteracy problems down to escapism and being unable to concentrate on what was going on around me. I was always focusing on being strong, that invincible human able to cope with anything dished out to me.

Back then we were taught cursive writing and though I didn’t read, I did love putting my imagination down on paper. Have you ever seen a five-page sentence? What about a five-page word with every p, q, d, b, etc back to front? I couldn't use a dictionary; even if I sounded the word in my head, I could never find it, considering how I spoke. Pasific, instead of specific. Noyz instead of noise.

Moving on, I attended a Catholic ladies college. I had no idea of religion. To me God was the pope and Jesus some poor teacher they took out the back, beat up and killed with a log because he stood up to them. I was placed in special classes with several others. I felt like I had dunce written on my forehead, as everyone knew why we attended these sessions. The school was praying that if they gave us the lesson in advance, we would have some understanding in class. Unfortunately, it didn't work for me. I still couldn’t grasp the concept of nouns, verbs etc or make out the big words like mathematics or fractions.The first book I ever started to read and couldn't put down was the bible. I was in my first year of college; took me a month to read a couple of verses but I was hooked. I skipped the big words, like Genesis, but it was my start to reading. I read nothing else but the grand book for years.

I left school at 16. To fill out forms for unemployment I had to get help, usually from my mum or a friend. I was in and out of factory jobs and came up with a bright idea to become a police officer. A: I was too short, B: I couldn’t understand the forms. Funny thing was, I still loved to write and yes, the 100-page sentences. Friends, who liked reading through the mess, started pointing out things to me, like full stops and capital letters. I started to apply this, making my stories, well should I say novels, a little more presentable.

I was once told I had a million dollar imagination, a lot of money back in those days. The same person advised me to read books, learn the art of English. I hated reading and why, because I felt I was illiterate and to embarrassed to go back to school or really tell anyone how serious my problem was. I had become too stubborn for my own good.

I joined the Royal Australian Air Force; how I got in, I still believe a miracle.
I kept writing, hundreds of pages of scribble. Purchased a typewriter, transferred scribble into pages of typos and still didn’t know what a paragraph or chapter was.

I’ll jump ahead, I was around 31-32 when I got an old computer. This somewhat helped, but word processors were not exactly what they are today. I started putting all my writing onto the computer.

Upgrades and better technology showed me just how much of a mess my work was. My own kids and a young girl, living with us at the time, began helping me by pointing out spelling mistakes. To this day, my daughter, who has a bachelor’s degree in the performing arts, still has to remind me of the difference between sought and sort, to and too. I have no idea what a noun, verbs etc is. I'm learning the hard way, relying on reminders like the red highlighted mistakes on my word processor, but at least I can now use a dictionary.

Let me tell you this, you don't have to do it the hard way, there are people who can help give you a better chance at your dreams. Don't wait until your 45 to start doing what you could have at 18. People do care, and never feel ashamed no matter what your life experience was or is to seek help. No matter how old you are, it is never to late to reach out and learn or improve your skills.

There should be no such thing as illiteracy, but there is. Technology has enabled us to communicate worldwide. See, hear and read of the world’s problems. But how much is really being done about illiteracy? How much money do government’s pour into this wide spread problem. More is spent on weapons and war than books for children. In so many countries education is expensive, segregating the rich from the poor.

Get behind this problem, donate to a foundation, join Books for the Underprivileged or even Soldiers. Put a book in your child’s hand instead of an electronic game. Don't think that one person can't make a difference, we can. If I hadn’t had people who cared and the persistence to keep trying, I would not be an author today and do what I love the most, write.I will place here many banners to assist those needing help with illiteracy. I also urge authors to get behind this worldwide problem. Donate books and your time to these organizations, as without them, you don't have an audience.

Want a free book to read or have a book to donate, click on the World Library. net banner.

Come on all you authors out there, don't be stingy. Search the web, find charities to send books to! Place their links on your websites, tell other writers to spread the word!!! Get books into everyone's hands.

Read this, it is amazing!!!!

The only practical, PROVEN way to guarantee every child OR ADULT student can learn to read English and End Our Literacy Crisis.

The title of a revolutionary new book, Let's End Our Literacy Crisis, tells it all: If enough people read and apply what they learn in this book we can indeed end our literacy crisis! Your first question is, undoubtedly, "Do we really have a literacy crisis in the U.S. and in other English-speaking countries?" This book and the website http://literacy-research.com convincingly answers that question. Based upon the most statistically accurate and extensive study ever commissioned by the U.S. government (this downloadable study is referenced on http://literacy-research.com), 92 million U.S. adults (47% of them) cannot read and write well enough to hold an above-poverty-level-wage job! A later study by the same study group proved that 40% or more of the employees in most U.S. businesses are functional illiterates. Due to the nature of the foundational, root cause of English illiteracy, statistics from other countries are almost certain to be similar.

Let's End Our Literacy Crisis also explains:
(1) seven reasons why most of us do not realize how extensive functional illiteracy is,
(2) how serious the financial, emotional, and physical problems that illiterates must constantly endure really are (unless you've studied the effects of illiteracy, it is much worse than you realize),
(3) how illiteracy is costing each U.S. adult who can read at least $3700 each year for government programs that illiterates use, for higher consumer prices because of the cost of recruiting and training functional illiterates--and for their mistakes and inabilities in the workplace--and for juvenile delinquency and crime directly related to illiteracy (English illiteracy in other countries undoubtedly incurs similar costs), and
(4) most importantly, it details a proven method of completely and permanently ending most English illiteracy, not only for 92 million or more Americans but also for hundreds of millions of English-speaking people around the world who cannot read English. As you may know, English is used by more people as a native or as a second language than any other language in the world. This method of ending English illiteracy has been recommended by dozens of scholars of English and of other languages for 247 years and has been proven effective in more than 300 languages--but it has never been tried in English! In 295 of the 300 languages (95% of them), the students became fluent readers in less than three months. It requires most of the 53% of U.S. students who become functionally literate from two to four years of the present reading instruction.

Your most important question, however, is probably, "How will ALL of us who CAN read benefit by ending our literacy crisis?" You will greatly benefit:
-- if you are concerned that a friend or relative is or (after the presently inadequate schooling) may become functionally illiterate and want to spare them the suffering and problems illiteracy brings,
-- you object to needlessly (since illiteracy can be easily ended) paying a comparatively large portion of your income for illiteracy (at least $3700 each year per U.S. adult),
-- you are a teacher who is frustrated by knowing that about half of your students will never become fluent readers with present teaching methods,
-- you have financial interest in an organization being hurt by functionally illiterate workers,
-- you have financial interest in an organization which prepares or sells written material (since functional illiterates are not customers of the organization),
-- you have financial interest in an organization being hurt by competition with more literate foreign workers,
-- you feel compassion for 92 million in the U.S. and 100s of millions elsewhere who are functionally illiterate in English,
-- you want to improve communication between language groups and thereby lessen many of the international conflicts.

Will you want to get a copy of Let's End Our Literacy Crisis and see for yourself (by going to http://www.pdbookstore.com and clicking on "Education" in the left column and scrolling down to the book)? We are so sure you will that if, for any reason, you are not completely satisfied send an email to literacy_research@msn.com and your purchase price and all shipping charges will be promptly refunded. Then just give your copy to someone who will appreciate the gift enough to agree to read it--at least all of the text (pages 1-212). If enough people read and apply what they learn in this book, our literacy crisis will end.

Bob Cleckler
 
 
Mental illness: -

It wasn’t until after my brother’s death that I started looking into mental illness, prior to this, I was ignorant. My brother was an intelligent guy and had the potential of being a world-class tennis player or anything else he set his mind to. I thought if David got a job, girlfriend and a social life, everything would change for him. Not having understood mental illness, there were times I was embarrassed to be with him. I can also believe I was more detrimental than helpful to David. Don’t get me wrong, I loved my brother, but it was hard, hard to comprehend why he acted and talked the way he did. You want to help, want them normal so to speak and see them get on with life.

My brother had attempted suicide a number of times, so when I got that phone call that David had shot himself, I assumed in the foot or somewhere less lethal. Seeing my brother on my parent’s lounge room floor surrounded my paramedics, I still thought there was hope. I promised myself I would join a group, do something to help him, as this was scarcest suicide attempt to date. At the hospital, I continued to think he would get through this. It didn't hit home until my brother was declared brain dead and would die once taken off life support. We lost David a few hours later.I did keep my promise to investigate the illness, joined a group and even wrote to the government wanting to know what was being done about it. I found there was very little funding going into mentale illness and it definitely wasn’t a vote catcher. Even the media wasn’t interested in bringing awareness to this problem.

17 years on, there is still not enough being done or funds given for research and assistance to the mentally ill. I can never make this up to David, but from what I have learnt, we can make a difference in other peoples lives. Don’t ignore this worldwide problem, it can happen to anyone, whether rich or poor, educated or illiterate. Don’t wait until it is too late, there is something you can do. Volunteer a little of your time, acknowledging and educating yourself on the subject can lead to saving lives and giving those affected a better chance in life.
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